Bet on Jello Wrestling
Posted: December 6, 2019
Updated: January 10, 2020
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Beer, babes and bikinis. Only thing missing is jello
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Good clean fun for all non feminist
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Don't bet on how much jello you can drink
Why not bet on Jello wrestling? Since the Todd Philips movie called “Old School”, it has certainly become a thing. In the movie there was the very first jello wrestling match committed to celluloid. Try and look upon it as the sweeter sister of dirty mud wrestling.
Introduction: Bet on Jello Wrestling
It still features all the troupes of the latter, a large pool filled with some gunk, and a non feminist pretty girls. Preferable with large breasts. Oh, you’ll also be needing a poolside seat and a lot of beers. Heaven on earth!
The Pool
First off you’re gonna need a pretty sturdy inflatable pool. We recommend one with at least three rings. It’ll be stronger and the jello will not escape as soon as a babe is thrown against the side of it. Probably the best pool is one at least 120 inch and octagonal in shape for added strength. Now a pool that size will have a 477 gallon capacity. So you’ll be needing a lot of jello.
The Jello
OK, first things first. It’s not real jello as that would would be a sticky hell and then turn into a watery mush in just a few minutes. You’ll be buying “jello crystals” which you simply add to the required amount of water. And unlike real jello, the water doesn’t need to be hot and it certainly doesn’t need refrigeration. Though this jello is biodegradable, non toxic and non staining, we don’t recommend that you eat it.
The Jello Wrestling Rules
The idea of the jello wrestling match is that you’re able to pin your opponent down, so that both shoulders touch the ground, for a time period of three seconds. Now according to some sources of Intertops. Secondly, no shoes as you might damage the pool. No pulling hair, biting, eye gouging, head butting….you get the picture, try and be nice to each other. If an opponent says “stop” or taps out then the match stops immediately. You follow the directions of the referee. And finally, no peeing in the pool.
The Winner
On the whole, each jello wrestling match consists of three rounds of thirty seconds. The match starts, like a babes and the beer!
